Knock Knock jokes are definitely a staple of the old dad humor that we know and love. In case you don’t know what it is, the Knock Knock joke is a pun that we play with popular names or with play on words. This kind of joke usually needs 2 actors. It always starts with “Knock Knock” and the other person will ask “Who’s there?”. The exchange will then quickly turn into a nonsense conclusion, but that’s why we love it! In this article, we collected an unhealthy amount of dirty Knock Knock jokes for you. If you spit your drink while reading these, it’s not our fault!
6 Funny Knock Knock Jokes with well-known names
Sometimes, a Knock Knock joke will use celebrity names like Michael Jackson, or any common first names, for example: Robin, Annie or John. Let’s see what we have here:
Harry up and answer the door!
I suck Who
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over!
Luke through the peephole and find out.
Robin you. Give me your money!
Hilarious dirty jokes about sex to share in your friend groups
It is agreed by the almost the entire Earth Population that jokes and sex belong together. It’s important to not be too serious in life because sometimes we need some humor in order to brighten up the day.
There are so many dirty funny punchlines on the internet. Now, we list some of our favorite Knock Knock Jokes that will hopefully, make you giggle a little bit. However, please note that these jokes are not appropriate for kids:
Anita Dick inside me!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream all night if you’re lucky.
Do U Want 2 Cd’s
Do U Want 2 Cd’s Who?
Do U Want 2 C Deez Nutz? (Do you want to see these nuts?)
Jamaican me horny
Ben Hur who?
Ben Hur (bend her) over and give it to her doggy style!
May I come in?
May I come in who?
Not till we have a serious discussion about birth control.
Meat who? Meat my dick!
Condom and suck this dick. (come down and suck this dick)
Knock Knock Jokes involving the slang words
As we mentioned, Knock Knock jokes can be about many things. Creating one is actually easy, just follow the formula of the conversation and add an unexpected punchline at the end. A good trick to begin with is to use a slang word for your joke. Here are 5 examples using a slang:
Some bitch telling you a fucking Knock Knock joke!
Open the door and find out, asshole!
Help madam finger is stuck in the door.
“Fuck you said”
“Fuck you said who?”
A Bunch of Wordplay Knock Knock Jokes
Alright, now that you’re in the groove, let’s keep going! The following Knock Knock punning jokes are so funny that they will knock you down (see what we did there?):
Explanation : “Tank who?” sounds similar to ”Thank you” when speaking fast.
Centipede on the Christmas tree.
Explanation : “Centipede” sounds similar to ”Santa peed.”
Stop crying pussy it’s not the end of the world.
Explanation : “Bo-Ho Who?” sounds like “Boo-hoo-hoo” or the sound of a child crying.
Smell Map who?
EWWW your fucking disgusting!
Explanation : “Smell Map who ?” sounds like “smell my poo”.
Howie gonna hide this dead body?
Explanation : “Howie” sounds like “How are we” when speaking fast.
A mosquito bit me!
And he bit me again!
Explanation : These 2 Knock Knock jokes come beautifully together. Don’t be afraid to use 2 or even 3 Knock Knock jokes in a row in order to impress your friends or family.
Urine for a treat!
Explanation : “Urine” means… urine as we know, but it also sounds like “You’re in”.
Ima Reilly Who?
Ima Reilly Cumming
Explanation : This joke is a little dirty because “cumming” is a slang term which means “having an orgasm”. So, if we say “Ima Reilly Cumming”, our interlocuteur might hear something like “I’m really cumming!”
That’s a wrap for today! How was it? Not too painful, we hope! Keep in mind that this is just the tip of the iceberg. There are thousands of similar jokes that you can find through the internet and they are always a success with friends and family. Smiling is the best gift ever and even the worst joke can brighten one’s day. We all need a bit of humor in our daily routine so please keep the Knock Knock jokes alive!