Flirting tricks: top 49 dirty and sexy lines to tell your crush

Take your flirting to the next level

It is often assumed that men need to learn the art of flirting, but know that many women want to flirt with men as well. Flirting is about making someone interested in you with a good conversation opener. Therefore, using a funny (and not too cheesy) pick-up line is an important key to get your crush to smile and laugh. In this article, we will try to help you elevate your flirting game to the next level with our top 49 dirty chat-up lines!

  1. Are your jeans Guess? Because I guess I would like to be inside them.
  2. Are you a candle? Because you really make me wanna blow you.
  3. Are you a firefighter? Because you look so hot and left me wet.
  4. Are you a sea lion? Because I can see you lie on my bed tonight.
  5. Are you a sprinkler? Because I am really wet.
  6. Are you a supermarket sample? Because I wanna taste you again and again with no shame.
  7. Are you a Dracula? Because you seem thirsty when you’re looking at me.
  8. Besides being a sexy guy, do you do anything else for a living?
  9. Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re really on fire.
  10. Do you have more place for an extra tongue in your mouth?
  11. I don’t really like watching sunsets, but I’d like to see you go down.
  12. Do you work at Subway? Because you look like you have a footlong.
  13. Do you work at Home Depot? Because you look like you have that wood.
  14. Hey, I’m wasted but this condom in my purse should not have to be for tonight.
  15. Are you into yoga? Because I would like to see how flexible you are.
  16. I don’t think I wanna have a baby, but I don’t mind refining my baby-making technique with you.
  17. I’ve heard sex is a killer. Do you wanna die happily together?
  18. I know now why they call it a beaver. Because I am dying for some wood right now.
  19. I like my men just like I like my coffee, strong but sweet.
  20. I just lost my phone. Can I check it in your pants?
  21. I think I can wear you like a pair of sunglasses. My legs over your ears.
  22. Can I have your flesh rocket in my hot pocket?
  23. I was feeling kind of off today, but you literally just turned me on.
  24. Can I be Burger King and you be McDonald’s? Because I’ll have it my way and you’ll be lovin’ it.
  25. I’m not that much into Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bed rock.
  26. I’m scared of being pregnant, so can you go up to my room and help me test all my condoms?
  27. If it’s the truth that we are what we eat, then I could be you the next morning.
  28. Is it hot in here or is it just because of you?
  29. Is there a mirror in your jeans pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants.
  30. Is your name summer? Because I can tell you will be coming soon.
  31. Breathe if you wanna have sex with me tonight.
  32. Let’s go to my place and do this math, adding a bed, subtracting our clothes, dividing our legs, and then multiplying.
  33. My bed is just broken. Can I sleep in yours tonight?
  34. The doctor just told me I have a vitamin D deficiency. Can you go to my place and help me with that?
  35. My hands are getting too cold. Is there any chance that you can put my hands down your pants to warm them up a little bit?
  36. That outfit looks great on you. In fact, so would I.
  37. The only reason I could kick you out of bed would be for having sex with you on the floor.
  38. Those jeans look really great on you, but they could look even better if they were on my bedroom floor tonight.
  39. Do you want to save water to protect the environment by showering together?
  40. You know what? You deserve to be a winner, so don’t be a loser by losing the chance of sleeping with me tonight.
  41. Are you sure you’re not Medusa? Because you make me rock hard.
  42. You make me think of a light switch. Because I really want to turn you on.
  43. You’re very hot even my zipper dress is falling for you.
  44. You’re very hot you just melt the underwire in my bra.
  45. Roses are red. Violets are fine. If you will be the 6. Then, I’ll be the 9.
  46. In school, I just wanna get an A. But with you, I just wanna F.
  47. Are you a campfire? Because you are so hot and I want s’more.
  48. I’m not really feeling myself today. But can I feel you instead?
  49. If I was the judge, I would sentence you to my bed tonight.

Now you can try some of our dirty chat up lines with your crush. It won’t only make you more attractive, but it will also make him smile in front of your dirty mind.

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